You know your travel alot when....

You have a rolling travel bag that has spinners on it.

You turn your cell phone off before you pull out of your driveway out of habit.

The only mall you have time to check stuff out at is the Sky Mall Magzine while you are in the air.

While reading Sky Mall you think how cool it would be to have 95 dollar solar safari hat with a fan and an 800 dollar raft for the river.

When your significant other is running late you call them to ask what time they plan on departing and if there was going to be a delay due to the weather.

Your frequent flier miles become an extension of your penis, who needs a ferrari.

You call yourself a Greek shipping heir because you've been in a Hilton literally thousands of times.

You know all the Cranium questions.....not because you are smart per say but because god damn United has been playing the same tape since the last time you got on a flight.

For the same exact reason above you know exactly what suitcase to tell Howie Mendel's bald ass to open up to win a million bucks on deal or no deal.

Your idea of a fancy meal is Wolfgang Puck Express.

Those foam horse shoe things for your neck you use to laugh at old people for holding at the terminal don't look so stupid anymore now that you've gone to and from the eastcoast non-stop a few times.

You refer to bumps in the road as turbulence to your passenger.

Ulga the grumpy TSA guard at your local airport has become like a second mother to you.

You said 'Fuck Atkins' and decided to start your own diet of free soda and airline peanuts to lose weight.

You understood and laughed at half the lines above.