Cake Day!!!!

Cake and an office go hand in hand. Cake is now a staple of your diet thanks to your fellow co-workers. Every few weeks an excuse comes up to eat cake. Stephanie's son finally learned how to wipe his own ass at the prime age of 6. Blanche go pick up a cake for 3:00 break!! Summer starts in 2 and a half weeks? Muhfucka where is the carrot cake at? Now there is nothing wrong with cake itself. Cake is good from time to time. Sometimes you need that sugar rush to be able to finish up the spreadsheet you've been working in all day. So you ask, where is the real problem? The problem is the women in the office who constantly complain about gaining weight because of treats brought into the office while at the same time shoving icing and chocolate mousse down their throat. Shame on you aging 60 year old woman who so badly wants to be 25 again, put down the cake and quit bitching!