Office work?

SIGH...that is all.

Cartoon of the day

Why the Internet keeps corporate workers sane

Why is the Internet the greatest thing to hit the office? Because workers get to waste time playing games, chatting, or reading personal email. Before the
Internet what did the peons around the office do? They constantly
worked. There was no alt-tabbing between the latest sports news and
some half ass spread sheet. There was constant busy work. Busy work that everyone was trained to do in public school. Work that causes postal workers to well, go postal. All corporate workers feel a little better at the end of the day knowing they get paid shit an hour.....but of those 8 hours an hour was spent fucking around on the Net. The Internet keeps office workers, who otherwise would flip out, sitting in their cube clicking away at the latest shitty flash game instead of stealing, shooting, and gossiping in the office.

What job number do I bill songs to, Mr. Upper Mangement?

On the first day of work,
my asshole boss sent to me
A 500 page report to photocopy.

On the second day of work,
my asshole boss sent me
Two pointless tasks,
And a 500 page report to photocopy.

On the third day of work,
my asshole boss sent me
Three paper cuts,
Two pointless tasks,
And a 500 page report to photocopy.

On the fourth day of work,
my asshole boss sent to me
Four angry engineers,
Three paper cuts,
Two pointless tasks,
And a 500 page report to photocopy.

On the fifth day of work,
my asshole boss sent to me
Five gossiping office hens,
Four angry engineers,
Three paper cuts,
Two pointless tasks,
And a 500 page report to photocopy.

Monday again...

Yes oh yes. Monday morning. After slaving all last week only to burn most of the weekend recharging the batteries it is time to work. Everyone's favorite day of the week. You know the day where every non-starbucks-loving-son-of-a-bitch wants to smash every coffee drinking prick co-worker's skull in when they say 'hay wake up buddy, we got up at the same time and im awake'