Why the Internet keeps corporate workers sane

Why is the Internet the greatest thing to hit the office? Because workers get to waste time playing games, chatting, or reading personal email. Before the
Internet what did the peons around the office do? They constantly
worked. There was no alt-tabbing between the latest sports news and
some half ass spread sheet. There was constant busy work. Busy work that everyone was trained to do in public school. Work that causes postal workers to well, go postal. All corporate workers feel a little better at the end of the day knowing they get paid shit an hour.....but of those 8 hours an hour was spent fucking around on the Net. The Internet keeps office workers, who otherwise would flip out, sitting in their cube clicking away at the latest shitty flash game instead of stealing, shooting, and gossiping in the office.