What job number do I bill songs to, Mr. Upper Mangement?

On the first day of work,
my asshole boss sent to me
A 500 page report to photocopy.

On the second day of work,
my asshole boss sent me
Two pointless tasks,
And a 500 page report to photocopy.

On the third day of work,
my asshole boss sent me
Three paper cuts,
Two pointless tasks,
And a 500 page report to photocopy.

On the fourth day of work,
my asshole boss sent to me
Four angry engineers,
Three paper cuts,
Two pointless tasks,
And a 500 page report to photocopy.

On the fifth day of work,
my asshole boss sent to me
Five gossiping office hens,
Four angry engineers,
Three paper cuts,
Two pointless tasks,
And a 500 page report to photocopy.